Issue #1, set on Elysium
Somewhere on Elysium…
Three teal cats in dark hoods: one standing tall in the middle, two leaning in at its sides Poke a cat
Introducing

$NMEOWS

A secret order of hooded cats with one rule: every tax gets burned.

We take 1%.
Then we burn all of it.
Buy on Kleos
Night one. The Order gathers. The three hooded cats on a glowing rock under orbiting rings of light
Every trade feeds the fire.

Meet the Order

Three cats. Three jobs. Zero team wallets.

The Elder, eyes half closed, chin raised
Every buy. Every sell. One percent.

The Elder

Collects the tax

Stands at the front and takes a quiet 1% from every trade. Never more, never less.

The Doubter, giving a suspicious side-eye
And none of it goes to a wallet?

The Doubter

Buys it back

Trusts no one, so every bit of the tax goes straight into buying $NMEOWS off the market.

The Watcher, staring off to the side
I just like watching it burn.

The Watcher

Burns it forever

Sends every bought-back token to the burn address. Supply only goes one way.

Tokenomics

Short enough to fit on a collar.

The ritual begins. The Elder rests its paws on a glowing orb atop a stone altar while the other two cats watch
1% in. Bought back. Burned. Forever.
1%
Buy tax

Small enough not to sting.

1%
Sell tax

Same on the way out.

100%
Buyback & burn

The entire tax buys $NMEOWS and burns it. Every trade leaves fewer tokens behind.

Contract 0x56F47e8E67ca7f3870210674840C146eE89f6082

How to buy

Three panels and you're wearing the hood.

1

Get a wallet

Use a wallet that supports Elysium and switch it to the Elysium network.

2

Add gas

Fund it with Elysium's native token so you can pay for transactions.

3

Buy on Kleos

Open $NMEOWS on Kleos, connect your wallet, set slippage a bit above 1% for the tax, and confirm.

An army of hooded cats marching through a glowing city behind the Elder
Meanwhile, the Order grows…

Hoods up.
Supply down.

Every holder joins the march. Grab a hood and fall in line.

To be continued…